Alcoholic Certificate - Statement Of Attainment

The Alcoholic Certificate is a premium award made to recognise and admire life’s most debilitating achievements. Gift-ready, professionally designed, and guaranteed to impress everyone at the baby shower. 

Please ensure recipient is not sober when presenting Certificate

"Ruining the family holiday, depleting your bank account and destroying your liver is no easy accomplishment. We are proud to present this certificate, as you have astonishingly made this look elementary. Your ability to drink your problems away, outsource financial commitments and establish a new way of life is inspiring.

“If alcohol is so bad for me, why does it make the shaking stop” - Socrates."

Whats Included:

• Signed Premium Certificate with Gold Foil Seal
• Premium Black and Gold Frame
  
• Verification of Authenticity
• Secure packaging